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A lonely widow

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN

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افتراضي A lonely widow

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED ! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
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On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in
a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you ? Just look at you, you have no legs."

The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you !"

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either !" Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you !"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "Rang the doorbell, didn't I ?
Husband Wanted



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